Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 Episode 12 Chris Master
Scene: Marinette’s room. Marinette is playing with her felt dolls.
Marinette: Come on, look at all those nice stuffed animals, don’t you want to play with them?
Chris: (angry) Dolls? I hate dolls. I hate toys. They are for babies. (Chris kicks the backpack and scatters his toys on the ground.)
Marinette: Yes, but you’re too young to play Grim Monster Clash 3.
Chris: No, I’m not and I’m not afraid of monsters anymore, you know. I am –
Marinette: Big kid, yeah, I know. (Marinette looks around her room. Chris has turned on a game on his computer. He turns it off.) Why don’t we watch a cartoon instead? I have “Pototty and Potato” if you want?
Chris: That show is for kids. I’m a big boy. (Throws game controller and Marinette catches it.)
Marinette: Can we play with your snow globe? (Chris throws the ball in her face.)
Chris: Ew!
Marinette: Uh…
Chris: Hey, what’s that? (Chris opens Marinette’s chest. Inside are white presents with red ribbons.)
Marinette: (Marinette quickly sits on the trunk) Right? Oh, uh, it’s nothing.
Chris: Hey, it’s not fair! Come on! What are all the gifts?
Marinette: (thinking) Look, I can’t tell you that these are the presents I made for Adrien’s 35th birthday. Because you would tell your brother Nino and he would tell Adrien and Adrien would think I was completely crazy. Wait, maybe I am. (To Chris) Um. I can’t tell you that I’m one of Santa Claus’s elves on a secret mission, taking care of one of his gift boxes. But you wouldn’t care because gifts are for babies, right? And you’re a big kid.
Chris: That’s a lie!
Marinette: What, you’re a big kid?
Chris: Not that you’re one of Santa’s elves!
Marinette: There’s nothing more I can say.
Chris: Hey wait, that means you can give me my Christmas present early! Grobotech Ultimate Destructor! It’s easy, it has to be the biggest one in the box. (Trying to open it)
Marinette: Now wait, I thought toys were for babies.
Chris: They are, mostly. But Grobotech is different.
Marinette: Don’t say. Well, I’m sorry, but the Christmas rules are very strict. You don’t open presents early. Santa gives them out for Christmas, not Easter or Halloween. Otherwise, you could have a bunny or a witch deliver your presents.
Chris: But since you know him, you can ask him. Can’t you call him on the phone or send an email?
Marinette: No, you never disturb Santa Claus except at Christmas. The rest of the year he’s… at the North Pole… d-z, uh, overseeing the production of toys. (Chris narrows his eyes) Besides, your present isn’t here anyway. We elves don’t watch over presents for the kids we know. One of the elves must have it. Santa is the only one who knows where to find it because he knows who gets what. He has a list of good children. (Chris looks disappointed) There is one exception to the Christmas rule.
Chris: Really? what is it what is it
Marinette: Santa is allowed to make one exception, but only for the best behaved child in the entire world.
Chris: Who is the best behaved child in the whole world?
Marinette: Um, maybe Ladybug?
Chris: Well, seeing as she’s saved Paris a million times, it makes sense.
Marinette: Or maybe a kid who cleans up all the messes he’s made and plays quietly with toys that are for kids his age? (Chris starts to take his snow globe, but Marinette opens. Nino and Alya enter.)
Alya: Marinette, we’re back.
Nino: Did you have fun?
Marinette: Of course I do. What was the movie like?
Nino: Great. Thanks for watching my brother, Marinette. What’s up little dude?
Chris: (Chris starts crying) AH! I want Christmas right now!
Marinette: I have absolutely no idea where that came from.
Alya: Okay, I guess we should go. Goodbye, girl. (Marinette looks at the snow globe)
Nino: I’ll see you tomorrow at school.
Marinette: Yeah, bye Nina, see you soon Chris. (Closes the door)
Tikki: A Christmas elf on a secret mission, seriously Marinette, don’t you think you’ve gone too far this time?
Marinette: I know, Tikki, it was pure ridiculousness. But I couldn’t tell him the truth about the gifts. Other than that, I simply told Chris a nice little story that will hopefully teach him patience. (She picks up the felt dolls and goes to her desk. Tikki looks uncertain.) Speaking of patience, I have an idea for what I can get Adrien for his 50th birthday! Help me?
Tikki: Huh? Hmmm (Montage of Marinette sewing with Tikki. Marinette falls asleep.)
Marinette: What, snow? Hey, how long did I sleep? (Marinette climbs onto her balcony. Catfish swim in the sky, spewing fire.) Oh!
(Life-size green soldiers march down the street)
Soldier: It’s the end of Santa Claus, you’re surrounded. Surrender and don’t fight!
Soldier: ♫ Searching far and wide for Santa Claus! ♫
Soldiers: ♫ Searching far and wide for Santa Claus! ♫
Soldier: ♫ There’s no way he can escape ♫
Roger: Get back on the sidewalks! Running on the road is against…
(A life-sized T-rex roams the street)
T-rex: Santa Claus? Have you seen Santa Claus?
Marinette: Okay, it’s all just a dream. I’m going back to bed. (Tikki grabs her hair) Ouch. Why did you do that, Tikki?
Tikki: See, you can’t dream.
Marinette: If I’m not, that means… (Looks at the Eiffel Tower. Catfish swim towards it and it’s decorated with ornaments and a star on top.) Even though it looks like a nightmare.
[Transformation Sequence]
Marinette: Tikki, watch out! Ha! (Marinette transforms into Ladybug)
Scene: Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie. Ladybug jumps off the roof. Soldiers knock on the front door and Tom answers.
Soldier: Santa Claus, have you seen Santa Claus?
Tom: Santa Claus? But it’s not Christmas yet.
Scene: Street. Ladybug is watching the screen.
Nadja: This is Nadja Chamacková, don’t be angry, it’s just news. (End of broadcast) Paris was literally invaded by giant toys looking for Santa Claus. (She is interrupted by soldiers and a masked bear with diamonds for eyes.)
Bear: This is Major Teddiski, Santa Claus. All your toys belong to us. If you don’t give up real quick, this little city of Paris will fall apart and divide. (The Eiffel Tower logo with snowflakes ends the broadcast.)
Ladybug: What’s going on?
Scene: Rooftops. Ladybug swings towards something smoking and finds the wreckage of Santa’s sleigh.
Ladybug: (to yo-ya) Cat Noir, you’ll never guess what I just found.
Cat Noir: (to staff) Actually, I think I know the lady. I’m with Santa Claus, we took refuge at the ice rink.
Ladybug: I’ll meet you there. Scene: Marinette’s room. Marinette is playing with her felt dolls.
Marinette: Come on, look at all those nice stuffed animals, don’t you want to play with them?
Chris: (angry) Dolls? I hate dolls. I hate toys. They are for babies. (Chris kicks the backpack and scatters his toys on the ground.)
Marinette: Yes, but you’re too young to play Grim Monster Clash 3
